Sunday, November 14, 2010

Day 97: You and me both, Kim Kardashian.

"I thought I'd be married by now." -Kim Kardashian




I had an epiphany in the supermarket line. Well, I had two of them. 1) Me and Kim Kardashian are the same person and 2) I want to get married more than anything in this world. Let's handle this one epiphany at a time. I will give you the eerie run down of the first one.

1. Kelly Kitchen (KK) ----> Kim Kardashian (KK)
2. Amazing Sense of Style ----> Okay sense of style
3. A family full of beautiful sisters (and a brother) ---> a family full of okay looking sisters (and a brother or two)
4. I love to bedazzle everything ---> Kim does too.
5. Dark luscious hair ---> Dark luscious hair
6. 21 blog fans -----> Thousands of Twitter fans
7. Voluptuous ---> Voluptuous
8. Thinking I would be married by now ---> Thinking she would be married by now.

As for the second epiphany, I don't really want to get married more than anything in the world. So I am going to try to be more like Kim Kardashian and try to want it more than anything in the world. I will do this by recommitting to this blog (Confession: I don't know if anyone noticed - or even follows this anymore- but I kind of stopped trying for the last couple of months. Sorry about that, but I am going to force myself to try again).
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10 comments:

  1. CatyNovember 15, 2010 at 6:43 AM

    Every time I watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" (which is too often, I am afraid), I think to myself, "I would much rather be watching Keeping Up with the Kitchens."

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  2. Kelli BurtonNovember 15, 2010 at 6:55 AM

    I saw this too in the supermarket line! you're WAAAAAAAAY cooler than her. all I can say for her is don't date an arrogant football player. you, I don't know?

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  3. TatiaNovember 15, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Yay for Kelly blogging! I had almost given up hope that you would blog! Your blog never disappoints!

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  4. BrittanyNovember 15, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    So glad to see you again!

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  5. Kim WoodruffNovember 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    good luck!

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  6. julieinjapanNovember 15, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    Yippee! I am looking forward to come good stories, I wish I was you!

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  7. SarahNovember 15, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    Haha Caty! I also love keeping up with the kardashians. We should have a marathon when your in town.

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  8. AdrienneNovember 16, 2010 at 9:19 AM

    I've been wishing, hoping, thinking and praying that you would post again...and I am not disappointed. Does this mean that the PPC is disbanded?

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  9. KateNovember 16, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    Some people call me KK. Does that count for anything?

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  10. AnonymousNovember 16, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    I check your blog every week and have been so sad because I was missing my little piece of Kelly. I saw the magazine in line today too! My first response after reading the headline was that I wished she was married too. Then maybe we would see less of her boobs all over the place. No but really I do wish her true love. But I wish married women aound the world true love too. There can be a lot of heart ache in marriage, it's hard. But I know Kelly that when you find your husband you will make him the luckiest man alive. You are the sunshine in many peoples lives (Steve Wonder wrote that song for you, you know).

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